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My Creations!!!

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Pinecone in the Metaverse Pinecone behind bars Pinecone setting up a camera Pinecone in awe Pinecone flipping its shit Pinecone flipping its shit Pinecone flipping its shit Pinecone talking to Mr. Raytheon Pinecone making its first pitch The raccoon from Pinecone's first pitch Pinecone freaking the fuck out about being mugged Pinecone freaking the fuck out about being mugged Pinecone gasps Pinecone makes a bloody entrance to its first pitch Pinecone in its 'house' Pinecone's big ol' eyes

THE NEXT METAVERSE

"Part of the Pinecone's Pitch fanime

Pinecone is some sort of a hedgehod who wants to make a show and hit it big so it can become the next METAVERSE.

Now, what that means is unclear.
It very much seems to know what the metaverse is... So I'm not sure why it sees that as something to aspire to.

THE FREAK

Pinecone is a FREAK and i LIKE IT.
A CREATURE OF SMALL STATURE

Its my meow meow.

It can do no wrong

cannon pronouns are it/its and they/them btw.
but like, in an object kinda way. Same as all of the other characters.
they are my toys! i'm not giving them gender
i've seen a lot of ppl use other pronouns and that is FINE!!!
the character isn't real, it exists in the hearts of the people!
And canonncially IT DOES NOT MIND!
I don't think Pinecone knows what a pronoun is, let alone a gender!

IT MIGHT BE SUMERIAN I CANNOT TELL
GENUINELY I DO NOT KNOW

There is evidence to support this
Its origins are dubious and confusing.
And it has killed people before. And there was a LOT of blood.

There is a smiling joy in the world and Pinecone is a part of it.
But also blood. A lot of blood.
The more you look into it, the more it becomes kinda scary honestly and i...
Don't worry about it, it is so cutsies!!

IRL

As with all characters in Pinecone's Pitch, Pinecone is based on a real stuffed animal I have.

Pinecone is a little knit(? crochet? i really am not knowledgeable enough to tell) hedgehog plush that i got in a charity drive thing.
It was raising money for Hornbeam Wood Hedgehog Sanctuary.
A friend at the time had just had his pet hedgehog die, and he had felt really bad about it.
So a thing happened.
And now I have pinecone!

Its so cool and small and i like it!!! I smile when i see this thing.
Look at Pinecone here.

Its Shows

Here I'm talking about Pinecone's shows.
Not the show featuring Pinecone.

It IS technically skilled and able to make things. The way it can evoke shit from practically nothing is unparalleled.
However, its ideas are shit.
Kinda like the metaverse.
To some degree i think its afraid of failing. Of actually trying only to fail.
It has foregone the conclusion that it will be hated, so it fixates on the metaverse.
Some shit no one wanted or asked for, but that is successful (or the people behind it are at least).
Does it think that the metaverse is good? I don't think so. I just think it sees itself in the metaverse, somehow.
The Metaverse is on Pinecone's kin list.